Sunday, December 31, 2006
Your Quarry's Hottest Erogenous Zone
Years ago, whenever you got your nervous little preteen hands on a sexy novel, did you furtively flip pages to find the dirty parts? If so, you're in good company. You, I, and a hundred million other curious prepubescent kids deciphered the same passages. Well, tell any little kids lurking around your family bookcase, ''Here it is. Here's the dirty part of How to Make Anyone Fall in Love with You.'' This is the section where they'll read about stroking, massaging, and penetrating a man's and woman's hottest erogenous zone. They'll learn about all the creases and folds of the human body's most erotic organ. They'll find out how grownups really turn each other on. However, you'd better warn the randy little tykes that they're in for a disappointment, because we're going to make relatively little mention of genitals in this section. To make someone fall in love with you, far more crucial than knowing how to stroke his penis or draw circles with your middle finger around her clitoris is kneading and massaging your Quarry's most erogenous zone of all—the brain. When you've mastered manipulation of that organ, you'll have a magic key to make him or her fall in love with you. Let me say at the onset that the powerful methods I suggest here do not lead you to a lifetime of your own sexual satisfaction with your mate. The techniques presented here are for giving your partner ultimate sexual euphoria, thus making him or her fall in love with you. That, after all, is the promise of this book.